Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
physically i would describe myself as a noncommittal wiggly hand gesture with a vague “enhhh” noise
I laughed so hard. This is adorable.
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE
SOMEONE FETCH ME A GODDAMN PENGUIN!
10/10 would ride it into battle.